virgin media

me: "ere im download at 90kbs im supposed to be on 10mb line"
VM: "you are on 10mb line, but its peak time you will be slow till 11pm"
me: "its fucking past 11pm now luv im still downloading at a fucking snail's pace"

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brb gonna cum into the fucking sewers ffsraarlaaffrgerhhth wooghg